A credit card? You think the Dude actually carries a credit card? Dude! Duuuuuude!
Here is a lesson about the Debt Dude: yes, he carries a credit card. Yes is is meana nd yes he is though and yes he gets a little too drunk sometimes, picks fights wit the wrong studs and winds up face down in a public bathroom, his leathers rotting and wet, his pride wounded horribly. He's no dummy, the Dude, and he knows that caring cash is a one-way ride to Nutsville. The dude rolls hard on credit - its all he knows.
When the Debt Dude thunders into town on the back of his big-ass metal dragon people listen, police stand tall, and merchants tremble with absolute loathing. Will the Debt Dude visit their place of business? Will he buy things with those nasty credit cards of his? We've lost count of how many times the Debt Dude has gone into credit counseling, and we don't dare to image how deep his debt actually goes. Dude, the Dude is something else, a lost credit warlock just bouncing around, getttin' drunk and wasting money on any and all trinkets he can fit in his saddle bags.
The Dude has a heart, thats how. He knows the things he does and the money he spends breaks hearts all over the US of A - and he knows that he really, REALLY needs certified consumer credit counseling. But you can only consolidate credit card debt so many times before the act loses its meaning, and the Debt Dude just keeps thundering on.
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