Become debt free please. It would make the Dude happy. Please become debt free.
The Dude is telling you to become debt free, and the dude is telling you to do so without any further delay. You have got to get started on debt free living, and you've got to do it today. There is no time to lose and none to waste either. The truth of the matter is that you are deep, deep, deep in debt and you've got to do whatever you can to get out. There is no time like the present to take charge of your tomorrow and work to put a final end to all your sorrows. Free debt consolidation is even more popular than the twist - and that is the dance craze that is sweeping the entire nation! It is causing a major sensation!
Don't you realize that free debt management is what it's all about, and that you can become debt free, like, now? As in, not later, but immediately? It's true, you really can. You can get everything you need. So don't wait, don't delay, don't hold back, and don't change your name to Walter the Weary Walrus. Instead, contact your friendly local credit counseling company and find out about the finest debt free programs you can find. There is no need to change anything but your mind. Oh wait, yes there is! You need to change your financial status and you need to do it with the utmost urgency. Time is a wastin'. Get on the ball and stop messing around, reading gossip magazines and eating Chalupas. It's all about getting smart, getting sensible, and getting you out of debt in under five years.
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