http://www.debtdude.com/debt/credit-card-debt-consolidation.html So, you wanna know about credit card debt consolidation? Well, the Debt Dude can make sure you know all about the credit card debt consolidation business. en-us Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:25:24 EDT Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:25:24 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Hey, hey, hey guys! Wow, yeah, so, anyway, You wanna know about that whole credit card debt consolidation dealie, huh? What, you racked up some debt with those plastic cards? It happens to all of us. Visa was dumb enough to give the Dude a card once, and when MasterCard found out, they jumped in as well. Boy, dude was that mistake on their parts. The Dude, he was dumb. The Dude got himself in a while and you know what cured it? The Debt Dude Got Some Credit Card Debt Consolidation Yup. The Dude was like you - paying that minimum payment each month on each card while thinking he was chipping away at his credit card debt. The Dude however, was wrong. That's when The Dude started getting phone calls. Here's some things about the Debt Dude you need to know when it comes to him and the blower: #09 You don't call before noon. #09 If you do call, don't ask for money. Guess what they were doing, kids. That's right. They called the Debt Dude at some ungodly hour like 9:30 and they asked him for money. "Good morning, is this the Debt Dude?" "Yeah, you got him. Is this the guy at the shop? Man, when I get $200 together, I'll pick up my Harle-" "Sir, my name is Peter Jacobs and I'm with MasterCard and I-" "Well, how the hell are ya, Pete? I got your card and it works great!" "That's the problem, Debt Dude. You've got a balance you're not really paying off. We get your minimum payments, but we were wondering when you might look at taking more of that balance down." "Aw, man! Yeah, sure, I can do that. What're we talking about - I owe you what, six, seven hundred?" "Sir, you owe us $6,000 - you might want to think about a debt consolidation loan." That made the Dude spit out his Coca-Cola, he tells you that and it's a gospel truth! The Dude knew he had a problem. He had to get that debt taken care of. That's when the Debt Dude turned to all the debt consolidation companies he saw advertised out there. He looked at all the various offers, guaranteeing a debt consolidation solution that would take care of all his misery. The thing was, the Debt Dude needed to just get his credit card debt consolidation on. That's when he found out that the Internet can provide. We love the Internet and can't believe how we once lived without it - no? Yes, we are sure there is a credit card debt relief formula for you out there. He went with an online debt consolidation package that's taken care of everything for him. He pays less each month and is happier for it. He even had the little bit extra in the second month to get his Hog out of the shop and rides that around. In fact, The Dude is even now pontificating the finer points and potential accomplishments to be had through a debt consolidation mortgage. No kidding. It can happen for him and it can happen for you too. All through the glory that is the debt consolidation service industry. Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:25:24 EDT